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Unbreakable
David Dunn (Willlis) is the sole survivor of a devastating train wreck. Elijah Price (Jackson), a mysterious stranger, offers a bizarre explanation as to why David escaped without a single scratch, an explanation that threatens to change David's family and life forever. (Touchstone Pictures)
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Portlandia
Portlandia (2011) - TV Series
A sketch-comedy series that parodies life in Portland, Oregon. (imdb)
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Army of One
An American civilian sets out on his own to find Osama Bin Laden. (imdb)
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V/H/S
When a group of misfits is hired by an unknown third party to burglarize a desolate house and acquire a rare VHS tape, they discover more found footage than they bargained for. (imdb)
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(500) Days of Summer
An offbeat romantic comedy about a woman who doesn't believe true love exists, and the young man who falls for her.
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Maniac
An ex-vaudeville actor is the assistant to a doctor with Frankenstein aspirations. After murdering the doctor... (imdb)
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La Gloire de mon père
A young boy's life in turn-of-the-century France. Marcel, witnesses the success of his teacher father, as well as the success of his arrogant Uncle Jules. Marcel and family spend their summer vacation in a cottage in Provence, and Marcel befriends a local boy who teaches him the secrets of the hills in Provence. (imdb)
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Spider
Spider (2007) - Short Film
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. (imdb)
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Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
Jacques and Gus tell the story of how Cinderella becomes a princess but loses touch with herself. (imdb)
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Repo! The Genetic Opera
An epidemic of organ failures devastates the planet. Panic erupts and scientists feverishly make plans for a massive organ harvest. Out of the tragedy, GeneCo, a multi-billion dollar biotech company, emerges. GeneCo provides organ transplantation for a profit. In addition to financing options, GeneCo reserves the right to implement default remedies, including repossession. (IMDb)
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