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Horatio Hornblower: The Duel
Horatio Hornblower begins his naval career, but a deadly feud with a despicable mate is causing complications. (imdb)
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The Great Muppet Caper
Kermit, Gonzo and Fozzie are reporters who travel to Britain to interview a rich victim of jewel thieves and help her along with her secretary, Miss Piggy. (imdb)
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A Time to Kill
A young lawyer defends a black man accused of murdering two men who raped his 10-year-old daughter, sparking a rebirth of the KKK. (imdb)
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The Host
Utilizing state-of-the-art special effects, The Host is both a creature-feature thrill ride and a poignant human drama. (Magnolia Pictures)
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Jean de Florette
In a rural French village an old man and his only remaining relative cast their covetous eyes on an adjoining vacant property... (imdb)
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Anti-Porno
Japan's oldest major movie studio asks a batch of venerable filmmakers to revive its high-brow soft-core Roman Porno series. (imdb)
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Stargate: The Ark of Truth
Blasting off where the Sci-Fi Channel's longest running show, Stargate SG-1, left off, this thrilling feature thrusts the Stargate team - Daniel Jackson (Michael Shanks), Vala (Claudia Black), Teal'c (Christopher Judge), Sam (Amanda Tapping) and Cam (Ben Browder) - into their biggest challenge yet... (imdb)
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They Shall Not Grow Old
A documentary about World War I with never-before-seen footage to commemorate the centennial of the end of the war. (imdb)
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Smithereens
An restless and abrasive young woman eschews the affections of a sensitive young portrait artist, preferring to chase punk singers in a misguided desire for fame and fortune in New York's Greenwich Village. (imdb)
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Forever
Forever (2014) - TV Series
A 200-year-old man works in the New York City Morgue trying to find a key to unlock the curse of his immortality. (imdb)
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