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Celestine, the chambermaid has new job on the country. The Monteils, were she works are a group of strange people... (imdb)

A young woman, born at the turn of 20th century, is rendered ageless after an accident. After years of a solitary life, she meets a man who might be worth losing her immortality. (imdb)

A teenage Leatherface escapes from a mental hospital with three other inmates, kidnapping a young nurse and taking her on a road trip from hell while being pursued by an equally deranged lawman out for revenge.

Miles Rennberg is paid a surprise visit at his Paris office by Sandra. Taunting him, she dissects their prior relationship - a web of masochism, money, manipulation and dependency, pimping her out to dangerous clients for ambiguous reasons. She tells him of her desire to raise enough money to invest in a Beijing nightclub. Miles encourages her to visit him at his apartment. Sandra leaves for her job at an import business, run by a young married couple: Lester and Sue Wong.

A new Fab Five set out to Atlanta to help the city's straight men refine their wardrobes, grooming, diet, cultural pursuits, and home décor. (imdb)

When two hard partying friends set Pinhead free during a road trip to Mexico, one tries to cheat damnation by trading bodies with an innocent. Meanwhile, the Cenobites seek penance by staking a claim on the souls of his friend's terrified family. (allrovi.com)

A successful ad man (Hanks) must juggle his ever-demanding career while his parents' marriage breaks up. (imdb)

A rude, contemptuous talk show host becomes overwhelmed by the hatred that surrounds his program just before it goes national. (imdb)

In this dark spin on the fairy tale, siblings Hansel and Gretel are a formidable team of bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world. (imdb)

Detective Kyle Bodine falls for Rachel Munro who is trapped in a violent marriage. (imdb)