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Joe Don Baker is Mitchell- a hard-nosed, soft-bellied cop with an affinity for porn and Schlitz. His latest assignment has him engaging in no-speed car chases, yelling at children, shooting innocents and sloppily carousing Linda Evans. (imdb)

Rock Keats and Archie Moses are the best of friends and have spent the past year together performing various small time criminal acts... (imdb)

Fateless is based on the moving and disturbing novel by 2002 Nobel Prize winner Imre Kertész about a Hungarian Jewish boy's experiences in German concentration camps and his attempts to reconcile himself to those experiences after the war. (ThinkFilm)

A harmless game of Truth or Dare among friends turns deadly when someone -- or something -- begins to punish those who tell a lie or refuse the dare. (imdb.com)

A Japanese father travels to China's Yunnan province in the place of his ailing son to film a famous folk-opera star. (imdb)

Wong Fei-Hung and sidekick Chung arrive in Peking just as the Empress announces a Lion Dance martial arts contest... (imdb)

Ten television drama films, each one based on one of the Ten Commandments. (imdb)

A genius mouse and his stupid sidekick try to conquer the world each night. (imdb)

When Shelly, a Playboy bunny, is tossed out of the mansion, she has nowhere to go until she falls in with the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. The members of the sorority - who also have got to be the seven most socially clueless women on the planet - are about to lose their house. They need a dose of what only the eternally bubbly Shelley can provide... but they will each learn on their own to stop pretending to be what others want them to be and start being themselves.

A novelist and a young horror fan attempt to save a small New England town which has been invaded by vampires. (imdb)