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Police, Adjective
A police officer feels conflicted about arresting a kid for sharing drugs with his friends.
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High Anxiety
Dr. Richard Thorndyke arrives as new administrator of the Psychoneurotic Institute for the Very, VERY Nervous to discover some suspicious goings-on... (imdb)
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The Half of It
When smart but cash-strapped teen Ellie Chu agrees to write a love letter for a jock, she doesn't expect to become his friend -- or fall for his crush. (netflix)
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Asparagus
Asparagus (1979) - Short Film
Surrealistic, psychedelic expression of womanhood. (imdb)
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Old Dads
Three best friends become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs and anything created after 1987.
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The Legend of Vox Machina
In a desperate attempt to pay off a mounting bar tab, a band of misfits end up on a quest to save the realm of Exandria from dark, magical forces. (imdb)
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The Million Dollar Hotel
Focusing on a gang of unique outcasts and misfits living in a downtown Los Angeles fleapit, this is a story of friendship, betrayal and the overwhelming power of unconditional love. (Icon/Road Movies)
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Jolt
A bouncer with a slightly murderous anger-management problem that she controls with the help of an electrode-lined vest she uses to shock herself back to normalcy whenever she gets homicidal. After the first guy she's ever fallen for is murdered, she goes on a revenge-fueled rampage to find the killer while the cops pursue her as their chief suspect. (imdb)
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Little Fish
A couple fights to hold their relationship together as a memory loss virus spreads and threatens to erase the history of their love and courtship.
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Closely Watched Trains
A young man follows his father's footsteps and joins the railway company, where he learns the job and has his first affair... (imdb)
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