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Classic black comedy about young schnook who develops a bloodthirsty plant and is forced to kill in order to feed it... (imdb)

In this remake of the Japanese horror film "Chakushin Ari" (2003), several people start receiving voice-mails from their future selves -- messages which include the date, time, and some of the details of their deaths. (imdb)

On a business trip to New Orleans, a damaged man seeks salvation by caring for a wayward young woman.

When high school senior Wendy (Winstead) joins her friends for a Grad Night celebration at the local amusement park she experiences a vivid premonition of a fatal accident in which the roller-coaster becomes a death trap for her and her friends. But that's only the beginning. (New Line Cinema)

A company retreat on a tropical island goes terribly awry. (imdb)

Freshly fired from a strip club by a scummy boss, exotic dancer Nathalie (Coralie Revel) and bartender Sandrine (Sabrina Seyvecou) become roommates. The jobless duo soon pledges to use their sexual powers to invade the corporate world. It's not long before they find jobs at a bank, where Sandrine seduces the wealthy head of the firm (Roger Mirmont) and Nathalie chases his equally affluent son (Fabrice Deville) in this erotic French thriller.

Jamal Walker (Lawrence) toils, unhappily, at Medieval World, a theme park that looks like it has not been renovated, or had customers, since the Dark Ages. After falling into the park's fetid moat, Jamal crawls out into fourteenth century England. The Middle Ages will never be the same. (Twentieth Century Fox)

Morgana, sister of Ursula, almost steals the baby Melody from her parents, Ariel and Eric. To protect Melody, she's told never to enter the ocean, but by her 12th birthday, she's been swimming there for years. She discovers the magic locket that was to be her christening gift, which makes her visible to Morgana. Morgana tempts her by offering her fondest wish, to turn her into a mermaid; however, to remain a mermaid, she'll have to steal the magic trident from King Triton (who, unknown to her, is her grandfather). Meanwhile, all the sea creatures are searching for her.(imdb)

A mysterious oriental skull transforms a father into his son, and vice versa. (imdb)

Left overs from Jackass 3-D