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Salem's Lot (2004) - TV Mini-Series
Writer Ben Mears returns to his childhood home of Jerusalem's Lot and discovers that it is being terrorized by vampires. (imdb)
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Grizzled former professional baseball player Morris Buttermaker (Thornton) is recruited by a strait-laced lawyer (Harden) to coach the Bears, a woefully inept Little League team. He's got to find a way to drive this gang of 12 misfits to a championship against their hated rivals: the Yankees and their overbearing coach (Kinnear). From the director that brought you "School of Rock" working with the writing team behind "Bad Santa" comes a hilarious 2005 homage to an irreverent 1976 comedy: "Bad News Bears." (Paramount Pictures)
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Annabelle (Erin Kelly) is a 17 year old Catholic schoolgirl who falls in love with her teacher Simone Bradley. The pushy teenager pursues her until the 30-something year old falls equally in love with Annabelle. Not long after they give in to their lusts their relationship is discovered and Simone is arrested. (imdb)
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Reno 911! (2003) - TV Series
An irreverent look at what goes on behind-the-scenes in the city of Reno's police department. (imdb)
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An archaeologist embarks on the historically important excavation of Sutton Hoo in 1938. (imdb)
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Sergio Leone's monumental epic is as big as its Monument Valley locations, as grand as its fine, distinguished cast, as tough and bawdy as every kid imagines the Old West.
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An idealistic engineer builds his own island off the Italian coast and declares it a nation, drawing the world's attention. Values are tested when the Italian Government declares him an enemy, but to change the world risks must be taken. (imdb)
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A giant alien spider escapes from a military lab and rampage the city of Los Angeles. When a massive military strike fails, it is up to a team of scientists and one clever exterminator to kill the creature before the city is destroyed. (imdb)
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The story of Italian Prime Minister Giulio Andreotti, who has been elected to Parliament seven times since is was established in 1946. (imdb)
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Superman vs. the Elite (2012) - Direct-to-Video
The Man of Steel finds himself outshone by a new team of ruthless superheroes who hold his idealism in contempt. (imdb)
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