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Les has a chance to date his dream girl, Mercedes -- but he's just failed his driving exam. Motivated by a mixture of pride and hormones, he steals his grandfather's Cadillac and heads out on the town with Mercedes for a night that swiftly becomes an escalating series of disasters, made worse by the foolhardy antics of Les' best friend Dean. (Amazon.com)

A disfigured musician sells his soul for the woman he loves so that she will perform his music. (imdb)

A teenager's weekend at a lake house with her father takes a turn for the worse when a group of convicts wreaks havoc on their lives. (imdb)

A thriller of international intrigue set inside the political corridors of the United Nations and on the streets of New York.

To a song of love lost and rediscovered, a woman sees and undergoes surreal transformations. Her lover's face melts off... (imdb)

The final 67 days of Van Gogh's life is examined. (imdb)

A series of horrible sudden deaths keep happening to a group of creatures caused by themselves doing the most stupid things. (imdb)

Terkel is a 6th grader, who is responsible for the suicide of the classmate, who's in love with him! Suddenly it's not just his annoying sister and his alcoholic uncle Stewart Stardust he has to deal with, he receives death treats. Only the new teacher, a young handsome and idealistic man, who the class just loves from day one, is able to help Terkel. But then it all culminates in a school trip. (imdb)

After a ancestor of Wallace Wooley has burned Jennifer, a witch and her father, they cursed his whole family, that the sons will always get the wrong wife. In the 20th century, the witch comes back to give Wallace Wooley a love drink, so he falls in love with her the night before his wedding to Estelle Masterson... (imdb)

Seagal stars as maverick Detroit police detective Orin Boyd, whose take-no-prisoners approach to domestic terrorism gets him booted downtown to the city's toughest precinct. (Warner Bros.)