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1183 AD: King Henry II's three sons all want to inherit the throne, but he won't commit to a choice. They and his wife variously plot to force him. (imdb)

It's the year 2127. Pinhead, the evil cenobite of the series, has found himself on board a space station in outer space (imdb)

Everyone knows that the stork delivers babies, but where do the storks get the babies from? The answer lies up in the stratosphere, where cloud people sculpt babies from clouds and bring them to life. Gus, a lonely and insecure grey cloud, is a master at creating "dangerous" babies. Crocodiles, porcupines, rams and more - Gus's beloved creations are works of art, but more than a handful for his loyal delivery stork partner, Peck... (imdb)

June, 1942. The British Army, retreating ahead of victorious Rommel, leaves a lone survivor on the Egyptian border--Corporal John Bramble, who finds refuge at a remote desert hotel...soon to be German HQ. To survive, Bramble assumes an identity which proves perilous. The new guest of honor is none other than Rommel, hinting of his secret strategy, code-named 'five graves.' And the fate of the British in Egypt depends on whether a humble corporal can penetrate the secret... (imdb)

A pack of teenage boys choose the wrong girl to be the victim of their 'initiation'. (imdb)

The drama follows two brothers who start a bar and get swept up in its success in the midst of Belgium's nightlife scene. (imdb)

In the middle of the Aegean Sea, six men on a fishing trip on a luxury yacht decide to play a game. During this game, things will be compared. Things will be measured. Songs will be butchered, and blood will be tested. Friends will become rivals and rivals will become hungry. But at the end of the journey, when the game is over, the man who wins will be the best man. And he will wear on his smallest finger the victory ring: the Chevalier. (imdb)

A 1903 silent film directed by Cecil Hepworth and starring May Clark in this more twisted version of Wonderland. It has a total of eight minutes in length but it was the longest movie to date. There are good special effects for the early 1900s of Alice shrinking and growing in the doll house... (Wikipedia.org)

Ali Osman is a penitent hoodlum. He accepts that he's killed people who have deserved it, but believes he hasn't done anything truly immoral. This is not true of Devran -- a new gangster who knows no rules. (IMDB Comments)

During a manned mission to Mars, Astronaut Mark Watney is presumed dead after a fierce storm and left behind by his crew. But Watney has survived and finds himself stranded and alone on the hostile planet. With only meager supplies, he must draw upon his ingenuity, wit and spirit to subsist and find a way to signal to Earth that he is alive. (imdb)