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This comedy about two friends who start their own butcher shop combines the trite, the morbid and the amusing. (Newmarket Films)
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Igor and his father, Roger, are making a decent living renting apartments to illegal immigrants and sometimes working them illegally (among other scams). (imdb)
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Jealous of her vapidly "good" sister's popularity, poisonous Viktoria doses pretty Klara's tea with a slow-acting fatal substance. As the latter grows hysterically weak, the former finds success increasingly compromised by guilt, blackmail, and the pesky need to kill others lest she be exposed. (imdb)
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After plunging her car into a river, a woman encounters a man who helps her come to terms with her life. (imdb)
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Over-the-hill boxer Bill 'Stoker' Thompson insists he can still win, though his sexy wife Julie pleads with him to quit... (imdb)
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A look at how tennis superstars Venus and Serena Williams became who they are after the coaching from their father Richard Williams.
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"Himself" is one of Mr. Cosbys standup routines with parts about the weekends children going to the dentist and many other normal situations. (imdb)
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Over the course of one night, a team of cops frantically search for their colleague's missing gun. (imdb)
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On Halloween, a group of friends encounter an "extreme" haunted house that promises to feed on their darkest fears. The night turns deadly as they come to the horrifying realization that some nightmares are real.
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