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A young man carrying a big basket, containing his deformed Siamese brother is seeking revenge on the doctors who separated them. (imdb)

A young man whose job is to watch over the Cube endeavours to rescue an innocent woman trapped in one of its rooms. (imdb)

A New York music executive in the late 1970s hustles to make a career out of the city's diverse music scene. (imdb)

A kindergarten teacher in New York becomes obsessed with one of her students who she believes is a child prodigy. (imdb)

A thriller that tells the story of Dr. Ephraim Goodweather, the head of the Center for Disease Control Canary Team in New York City. He and his team are called upon to investigate a mysterious viral outbreak with hallmarks of an ancient and evil strain of vampirism. As the strain spreads, Eph, his team, and an assembly of everyday New Yorkers, wage war for the fate of humanity itself. (FX)

A compilation of erotic films intended to illuminate the points where art meets sexuality. (imdb)

Sort of a cross between "Love Story" and an earthy Rembrandt painting, this movie stars Rutger Hauer as a gifted Dutch sculptor who has a stormy, erotic, and star-crossed romance with a beautiful young girl... (imdb)

After plunging her car into a river, a woman encounters a man who helps her come to terms with her life. (imdb)

A girl brings home her latest boyfriend to meet her parents. This is done against the background of random shootings that had just begun in NYC. How the family's failings are magnified by the social confusion of the times is the crux of the plot.

The foreman of a small village glassworks dies without revealing the secret to the famous "Ruby Glass". (imdb)