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The Ottoman Lieutenant is a love story between an idealistic American nurse and a Turkish officer in World War I. (imdb)

Danny Ocean (Clooney) wants to score the biggest heist in history. He combines an eleven member team, including Frank Catton (Mac), Rusty Ryan (Pitt) and Linus Caldwell (Damon). Their target? The Bellagio, the Mirage and the MGM Grand. All casinos owned by Terry Benedict. It's not going to be easy, as they plan to get in secretly and out with $150 million. (imdb)

A happily domesticated grizzly bear named Boog, has his perfect world turned upside down after he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking one-horned wild mule deer. They both end up stranded together in the woods during hunting season and it's up to the duo to rally all the other forest animals and turn the tables on the hunters. (imdb)

The cases of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service's Washington DC Major Case Response Team, led by Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs. (imdb)

A thrilling mystery that unfurls in the alleys and on the rooftops of the French capital, Paris, over the course of one adventurous evening. (imdb)

A forensic accountant un-cooks the books for illicit clients (imdb)

A poor village under attack by bandits recruits seven unemployed samurai to help them defend themselves.

A young boy in Hitler's army finds out his mother is hiding a Jewish girl in their home.

Comedian Dave Chappelle hosts this sketch-comedy show that parodies many of the nuances of race and culture. (imdb)

A reporter hunts down a vampire in modern-day Las Vegas. (imdb)