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A UFC fighter's world is turned upside down when he discovers an elite group of world-renowned athletes and scientists who prove that everything he had been taught about protein was a lie. (imdb)

Based on the best selling video game from Sega, House of the Dead tells the story of a group of college students who go to a rave on a mysterious island and get more than they bargained for when they find themselves stalked by killer zombies and terrifying creatures intent on feasting on the flesh of the living. (Artisan Entertainment)

A group of traveling players peregrinates through Greece attempting to perform the popular erotic drama Golfo The Shepherdess... (imdb)

Four university teachers gather to prepare a dinner. Remy - married, Claude - homosexual, Pierre - girlfriend and Alain - a bachelor discuss sex... (imdb)

Set in the future when water is hard to find, a man struggles to provide for his family.

Sandy and Jonathan are roomates in college whose experiences with women offer a contrast. (imdb)

On a gray morning, a circus caravan arrives in the town where Albert the ringmaster's family lives.... (imdb)

A pair of teenagers with life-threatening illnesses meet in a hospital and fall in love. (imdb)

Graham Marshall already celebrates his anxiously awaited promotion in an advertising company, when he learns that Roger Benham, one of his subordinates, will be promoted instead of him. Frustrated that his hated life will never change, he starts a cunning ploy to take bloody revenge on everyone who humiliated him - starting with his unnerving wife. (imdb)

A grieving man meets his lover's family, who were not aware of their son's sexual orientation. (imdb)