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An epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors.

Japan's oldest major movie studio asks a batch of venerable filmmakers to revive its high-brow soft-core Roman Porno series. (imdb)

An ancient Martian spaceship is unearthed in London, and proves to have powerful psychic effects on the people around.

An FBI agent disguises himself as an old lady to protect a beautiful federal witness and her son. (imdb)

Benny Garcia is deported from the United States. Back home he realizes drug dealing had changed his town and his brother died after getting involved. Against his former wish he also ends involved in the narco business with tragic and "humorous" results. A black comedy that depicts Mexican current problems with organized crime.

A fading baseball player is traded to a Japanese team and has trouble fitting into the society. (imdb)

Irwin "Fletch" Fletcher, Los Angeles journalist, really lives for his profession. As Jane Doe, he publishes articles that have caused several heads to roll in the past. Now, Fletch is at it again: In disguise as a bum, he lives at the beach, researching drugs and their dealing. One day, Fletch is addressed by Alan Stanwyk, a rich man, who asks him, the bum, a favour... (IMDB)

The tale of an outlaw who escapes from prison and sets out across the Texas hills to reunite with his wife and the daughter he has never met. (sundance.org)

A mentally ill young woman finds her love in an eccentric man who models himself after Buster Keaton. (imdb)

The greatest underdog story of our time is back for one final round. In Rocky Balboa, the former heavyweight champion steps out of retirement and back into the ring, pitting himself against a new rival in a dramatically different era. (MGM)