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In his first mission, James Bond must stop Le Chiffre, a banker to the world's terrorist organizations, from winning a high-stakes poker tournament at Casino Royale in Montenegro.

A detective searches for the body of a femme fatale which has gone missing from a morgue. (imdb)

When the owner of a struggling used car lot is killed, it's up to the lot's hot-shot salesman to save the property from falling into the hands of the owner's ruthless brother and used-car rival. (imdb)

Giant spiders from another dimension invade Wisconsin.

Jabari is a charming, streetwear-clad artist on the cusp of real success. After a chance run-in with his cool new photographer neighbor, Meadow, Jabari has to figure out whether he can make space for love in his life. (imdb)

Hollywood, 1927: As silent movie star George Valentin wonders if the arrival of talking pictures will cause him to fade into oblivion, he sparks with Peppy Miller, a young dancer set for a big break.

Upon their release from prison, Muro and Ceto plan to return to their village and start a revolution. However, they return to find that the village head has in their absence married them to two Russian women. Muro and Ceto must venture to Istanbul to find their wives and divorce them to realise their ideals. (visitlondon.com)

South Park is a quiet and peaceful place until the latest Terrance and Philip movie comes out. Once all the kids see it, all hell breaks loose, as the parents try to find a way to stop their kids from saying all the naughty words coming out of their mouths. The parents blame Terrance and Philip, place them under Citizen's Arrest, and declare war on their home country, Canada.

A travelling theater group find so much action going on behind-the-scenes, they almost ruin the performances. (imdb)

25-year-old Sibel lives with her father and sister in a secluded village in the mountains of Turkey’s Black Sea region. Sibel is a mute, but she communicates by using the ancestral whistled language of the area. (locarnofestival.ch)