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The Beyond
A young woman inherits an old hotel in Louisiana where after a series of supernatural 'accidents', she learns that the building was built over one of the entrances to Hell. (imdb)
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South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
South Park is a quiet and peaceful place until the latest Terrance and Philip movie comes out. Once all the kids see it, all hell breaks loose, as the parents try to find a way to stop their kids from saying all the naughty words coming out of their mouths. The parents blame Terrance and Philip, place them under Citizen's Arrest, and declare war on their home country, Canada.
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Breathless
Jesse has to get out of Las Vegas quickly, and steals a car to drive to L.A. On the way he shoots a police man... (imdb)
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Five Nights at Freddy\
A troubled security guard begins working at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. While spending his first night on the job, he realizes the night shift at Freddy's won't be so easy to make it through. (imdb)
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İkimizin Yerine
Ikimizin Yerine (2016) Çiçek is a girl who grew up in a small village. She has so many questions about her own life with no answers. And then her life is changed by Dogan, her literature teacher.
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Providence
Clive Langham (Sir John Gielgud) spends one tormenting night in his bed suffering from health problems and thinking up a story based on his relatives. He is a bitter man and he shows, through flashbacks, how spiteful, conniving and treacherous his family is. But is this how they really are or is it his own vindictive slant on things? (imdb)
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The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared
Dynamite expert Allan Karlsson's life, and the unlikely events following his escape from the old folk's home on his 100th birthday. (imdb)
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Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!
Ricky is released from a mental hospital, and knows exactly what he wants to do. He hunts down Marina... (imdb)
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A Ghost Story
This is the story of a ghost and the house he haunts. (thefilmstage.com)
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Perfect Stranger
When investigative reporter Rowena Price learns that her friend's murder might be connected to powerful ad executive Harrison Hill, she goes undercover with the help of her associate Miles Hailey. Posing as Katherine, a temp at Hill's agency, and Veronica, a girl Hill flirts with online, Rowena surrounds her prey from all sides, only to discover that she isn't the only one changing identities.
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