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Bill Burr: Let It Go
Bill Burr's second televised stand-up special.
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The Disappearance of Alice Creed
Two men fortify a nondescript British apartment so it can serve as a prison, and then kidnap a woman and tie her to a bed. Before there's even time to react, we're plunged into a very nasty situation, but not a simple one. (imdb)
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Providence
Clive Langham (Sir John Gielgud) spends one tormenting night in his bed suffering from health problems and thinking up a story based on his relatives. He is a bitter man and he shows, through flashbacks, how spiteful, conniving and treacherous his family is. But is this how they really are or is it his own vindictive slant on things? (imdb)
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Sand Castle
The dangers of war are nowhere more evident than in this tense drama about a mission of peace. Based on the screenwriter's experiences during the 2003 Iraq invasion, the film recounts a platoon's efforts to fix a water system damaged by U.S. bombs. (Netflix)
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Brestskaya krepost
A war drama set during the Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union in June 1941, in which Russian troops held on to a border stronghold for nine days. (imdb)
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The Howling
After a bizarre and near fatal encounter with a serial killer, a newswoman is sent to a rehabilitation center whose inhabitants may not be what they seem. (imdb)
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Kvinden i buret
Police inspector Carl Mørck is put in charge of a department of cold cases, joined only by his assistant, Assad. They dig into a case about a disappeared woman. (imdb)
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Sunshine Cleaning
In order to raise the tuition to send her young son to private school, a mom starts an unusual business -- a biohazard removal/crime scene clean-up service -- with her unreliable sister. (imdb)
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Mickey\
The classic Disney animated characters play the roles in this animated retelling of the Charles Dickens masterpiece. (imdb)
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Heaven Is for Real
A small-town father must find the courage and conviction to share his son's extraordinary, life-changing experience with the world. (imdb)
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