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Daniel Tosh: Completely Serious
Daniel Tosh has appeared multiple times on "The Tonight Show" and "The Late Show", and his debut CD is close to reaching ten million copies sold. The torch has been passed and stand-up's newest superstar will try not to drop it.
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Silent House
Trapped inside her family's lakeside retreat, a young woman descends into madness. (imdb)
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Grbavica: The Land of My Dreams
A woman and her daughter struggle to make their way through the aftermath of the Balkan war. (imdb)
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Blast of Silence
Having been 'away' for some time professional killer Frankie Bono returns to New York to do another job: assassinate some mid-level mobster. Although intending to avoid unnecessary 'contact' while carefully stalking his victim Bono is recognized by an old fellow from the orphanage, whose calm and unambitious citizen's life and happy marriage contrast heavily with Bono's solitary and haunted existence... (imdb)
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USS Callister
USS Callister (2017) - Season 4, Episode 1
Black Mirror - Season 4, Episode 1
A woman wakes up on a Star Trek-esque ship where the crew praise their all knowing and fearless captain. (imdb)
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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
Serial killer Jason's supernatural origins are revealed. (imdb)
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Johnson Family Vacation
Nate Johnson (Cedric the Entertainer) sets out on a cross-country trek from California to Missouri, with three unruly kids and one unsatisfied wife in tow, in order to attend the Johnson clan's annual reunion/grudge match. Not since the Griswolds headed to California has a family excursion veered so hysterically astray. (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
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A Walk to Remember
Set in the lowlands of North Carolina, this story follows the rite of passage of a jaded, aimless high school senior (West) as he falls in love with a guileless young woman (Moore) he and his friends once scorned. (Warner Brothers)
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The Change-Up
A comedy in which a married father accidentally switches bodies with his best friend, leading to a series of wildly complex difficulties.
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Symbiopsychotaxiplasm: Take One
Cinema verite reaches a new level of reality in this 1968 film-within-a-film as director William Greaves dares to break the accepted rules of cinema. (William Greaves Productions)
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