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Shrek the Third
When his new father-in-law, King Harold falls ill, Shrek is looked at as the heir to the land of Far, Far Away. Not one to give up his beloved swamp, Shrek recruits his friends Donkey and Puss in Boots to install the rebellious Artie as the new king.
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The Stand
The Stand (1994) - TV Mini-Series
After the world is decimated by a man-made plague, a battle of literally Biblical proportions ensues between the survivors. (imdb)
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Hobson\
Henry Hobson runs a successful bootmaker's shop in nineteenth-century Salford. A widower with a weakness for the pub opposite, he tries forcefully to rule the lives of his three unruly daughters. When he decrees 'no marriages' to avoid the expensive matter of settlements, eldest daughter Maggie rebels and sets her sights on Will Mossop, Hobson's star bootmaker. Maggie and Will leave to start up in competition, and she then turns her mind to helping her sisters marry their chosen partners. (imdb)
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Eureka
Eureka (2006) - TV Series
The best minds in the US are tucked away in a remote town where they build futuristic inventions for the government's benefit. (imdb)
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Pathology
A group of medical students devise a deadly game: to see which one of them can commit the perfect murder. (imdb)
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The Strain
The Strain (2014) - TV Series
A thriller that tells the story of Dr. Ephraim Goodweather, the head of the Center for Disease Control Canary Team in New York City. He and his team are called upon to investigate a mysterious viral outbreak with hallmarks of an ancient and evil strain of vampirism. As the strain spreads, Eph, his team, and an assembly of everyday New Yorkers, wage war for the fate of humanity itself. (FX)
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Cropsey
Realizing the urban legend of their youth has actually come true; two filmmakers delve into the mystery surrounding five missing children and the real-life boogeyman linked to their disappearances.
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The X-Files: Fight the Future
With the dubious assistance of a paranoid doctor, Mulder and Scully risk their careers and their lives to hunt down a deadly virus which may be extraterrestrial in origin - and could destroy all life on earth! (Fox)
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I Origins
A molecular biologist and his laboratory partner uncover evidence that may fundamentally change society as we know it. (imdb.com)
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V/H/S: Viral
Follows fame-obsessed teens who unwittingly become stars of the next internet sensation. (imdb)
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