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The Club
A group of priests of various ages lives together with Mónica, a nun, in a house on the Chilean coast. When they are not praying and atoning for their sins, they train their greyhound for the next race. What on earth has brought them here, practically to the end of the world, where a stiff breeze constantly blows? When a new priest moves in, a man suddenly turns up at the door and starts making strong accusations about the newcomer... (berlinale.de)
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
There's trouble brewing in Bikini Bottom! Someone has stolen King Neptune's crown. Though he's just been passed over for the promotion of his dreams, SpongeBob stands by his boss and along with his best pal Patrick sets out on a treacherous mission to Shell City to reclaim the crown and save Mr. Krab's life. (Paramount)
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The Tin Drum
Danzig in the 1920s/1930s. Oskar Matzerath, son of a local dealer, is a most unusual boy. Equipped with... (imdb)
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Wisdom Teeth
Wisdom Teeth (2010) - Short Film
After a wisdom tooth operation a man decides to let his friend pull out one of the stitches.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles Forever
The Ninja Turtles from various cartoon and comic incarnations team up to battle the Shredder from the 2003 cartoon series.
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The Trial
An unassuming office worker is arrested and stands trial, but he is never made aware of his charges.
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Sergeant Rutledge
Lieutenant Tom Cantrell is sent to defend Sergeant Braxton Rutledge a black cavalry soldier on a charge of rape and murder. The story begins in a courtroom and the story is told through flashbacks. This is a story of how a black soldier in the face of danger from the Indians can be so easily mistaken as a criminal. (imdb)
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Sparrow
A gang of pickpockets roam the streets of Hong Kong. (imdb)
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They Were Expendable
A dramatized account of the role of the American PT Boats in the defense of the Philippines in World War II. (imdb)
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Boys and Girls
Jennifer and Ryan are students at UC Berkeley, acquaintances off and on since early adolescence. She's quick, witty, ironic, literary, and independent; he's deliberate, literal, serious, studying structural engineering, always working on a plan. They take walks, they console each other over break-ups, he shares his plans. She's headed for Italy after graduation. Then, to their equal surprise, they spend a night together... (imdb)
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