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The Bridge on the River Kwai
After settling his differences with a Japanese PoW camp commander, a British colonel co-operates to oversee his men's construction of a railway bridge for their captors - while oblivious to a plan by the Allies to destroy it.(imdb)
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The Last Picture Show
In tiny Anarene, Texas, in the lull between World War Two and the Korean Conflict, Sonny and Duane are best friends (imdb)
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The 13th Warrior
Ibn Fahdlan, an important emissary who is banished from his homeland, comes across a band of Norse warriors who coerce him into joining them when they are summoned to fight mysterious creatures legendary for consuming every living thing in their path.
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Chaplin
A film about the troubled and controversial life of the master comedy filmmaker. (imdb)
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Highlander
An immortal Scottish swordsman must confront the last of his immortal opponent, a murderously brutal barbarian who lusts for the fabled "Prize". (imdb)
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Pearl Harbor
Pearl Harbor is a romantic tale set during World War 2. Childhood friends Rafe and Danny become Navy pilots and meet Evelyn, a Navy nurse. Rafe falls for Evelyn, before volunteering, while Evelyn and Danny are transferred to Pearl Harbor.
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Son osmanli yandim ali
The time is the beginning of the 1900s. During World War I, the Ottoman capital of Istanbul is under the siege of the enemy. A navy sergeant named Ali, who has just completed his military service, is yearning for his fiancée Defne who married another man while Ali was away... (turkishdailynews.com.tr)
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Shrink
Unable to cope with a recent personal tragedy, LA's top celebrity shrink turns into a pothead with no concern for his appearance and a creeping sense of his inability to help his patients.
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Nerve
A high school senior finds herself immersed in an online game of truth or dare, where her every move starts to become manipulated by an anonymous community of "watchers." (imdb)
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Another Gay Movie
This film spoofs not only "American Pie" and gay movies from "Trick" to "The Broken Hearts Club," but also the entire gay lifestyle. (TLA Releasing)
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