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A mercenary with a three-bladed sword rediscovers his royal heritage dangerous future when he is recruited to help a princess foil the designs of a brutal tyrant and a powerful sorcerer in conquering a land. (imdb)
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Death of a Salesman (1985) - TV Movie
An aging traveling salesman recognizes the emptiness of his life and tries to fix it. (imdb)
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Rage Net (1988) - Short Film
Hand painted short film that expresses rage through explosions of color.
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Two friends must choose whether to help a third friend who was arrested in Malaysia for drug possession (imdb)
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This follow-up to the 2005 family comedy "Are We There Yet" picks up where the last story left off. Now married to Suzanne (Long), Nick Persons (Ice Cube) has bought a quiet suburban house to escape the rat race of the big city and to provide more space for his new wife and kids. But where his new home quickly becomes a costly "fixer upper" and he finds himself at the mercy of an eccentric contractor, Nick's suburban dream soon becomes a riotous nighmare. (Revolution Studios / Columbia Pictures)
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Two guys wake up in a room isolated from the rest of the world and they realize they are chained to the wall and can't remember how they came there.
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The Cure (1917) - Short Film
Charlie goes to a spa to dry out, but he takes a trunk of liquor with him. He tangles with another's gouty foot in a revolving door. Later he thinks the gouty man is making love signs to him (he doesn't Edna, the real object of the man's efforts), so he signs back. He interpets a massage to be a wrestling match. When management throws his liquor into the fountain, when flow the healthful waters, everyone gets drunk. (imdb)
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A schizophrenic sadist by the name of Captain Howdy lures teens through the internet into his painful traps... (imdb)
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In this remake of the 1973 horror hit "The Exorcist", a 12 year old girl named Gul, living with her mother in a cozy, high society life in Istambul becomes possessed by the Satan himself through a Ouija board and a troubled psychiatrist and an experienced exorcist become the girl's only hope for salvation. (imdb)
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Follow-up film to the 2006 comedy centering on the real-life adventures of a fictional Kazakh television journalist named Borat. (imdb)
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