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We Are the Night
The film deals with a young woman who gets bitten by a female vampire and drawn into her world. She falls in love with a young police officer who investigates a murder case involving the vampires. (wikipedia)
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They Look Like People
Suspecting that people around him are turning into evil creatures, a troubled man questions whether to protect his only friend from an impending war, or from himself. (imdb)
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Latter Days
Christian (Ramsey), a hunky, 20-something, West Hollywood party boy gets more than he bargains for when he tries to seduce 19-year-old Elder Aaron Davis (Sandvoss), a sexually confused Mormon missionary who moves into his apartment complex. (TLA Releasing)
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Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead
Martin Hykkerud (Vegar Hoel) wakes up at a hospital after experiencing a undead nightmare. All his friends were killed by Nazi-zombies at a cabin, he is the only survivor. During a fight with the zombies, he suffers a bite to his arm, and has to cut it off. Now his arm has been replaced with a limp, rotten arm. The arm belongs to Oberst Herzog (Ørjan Gamst). Herzog is the leader of the undead nazi-squad and is the antagonist of the film. We join Martin in his quest to kill Herzog and his army.
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Shadows
Cassavetes' jazz-scored improvisational film explores interracial friendships and relationships in Beat-Era New York City.
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The Ear
A gaunt tale weaves marital discord & surveillance paranoia. Government functionary spends sleepless night wondering if he'll be arrested before dawn, with disfunctional marriage adding to tension as he & his wife argue & vacillate, it's no wonder that The Ear waited for Czech premiere till 1989; wonder is that it was made at all. It's said director's offsider, Jan Procházka, had political connections that helped, plus his inside knowledge making suggestions adding to the plot.
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Dead Man on Campus
Tom Everett Scott and Mark-Paul Gosselaar play new roommates Josh and Cooper. Josh is the studious type, Cooper's the nothing-succeeds-like-excess guy--a lifestyle that rubs off on Josh and soon has both in danger of flunking out. But there's a catch: a clause in the schools charter awards A's to students who suffer the trauma of a roommate's suicide. So Josh and Cooper set out to find a suicidal roomie who is, uh, Most Likely To Succeed. (Paramount Pictures)
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Reptile
A hardened small-town detective uncovers a complex web of deception as he digs for the truth behind the brutal murder of a young real estate agent. (Netflix)
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Nim\
Anything can happen on Nim's Island, a magical place ruled by a young girl's imagination. It is an existence that mirrors that of her favorite literary character, Alex Rover - the world's greatest adventurer... (imdb)
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Netemo sametemo
Asako lives in Osaka. She falls in love with Baku, a free-spirit. One day, Baku suddenly disappears. Two years later, Asako now lives in Tokyo and meets Ryohei. He looks just like Baku, but has a completely different personality. (imdb)
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