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White God
Favoring pedigree dogs, a new regulation puts a severe tax on mixed breeds. Lili fights desperately to protect her pet Hagen, but her father eventually sets the dog free on the streets. Struggling to survive, he realizes that not everyone is a dog's best friend. The dogs will seize an opportunity to escape and revolt against mankind. Their revenge will be merciless. Lili may be the only one who can halt this unexpected war between man and dog. (magnetreleasing.com)
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The Martian
During a manned mission to Mars, Astronaut Mark Watney is presumed dead after a fierce storm and left behind by his crew. But Watney has survived and finds himself stranded and alone on the hostile planet. With only meager supplies, he must draw upon his ingenuity, wit and spirit to subsist and find a way to signal to Earth that he is alive. (imdb)
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The Perfume of the Lady in Black
Mimsy Farmer portrays Sylvia, a chemist who begins to suffer from strange visions. She sees a mysterious woman in black applying perfume in a mirror, strangers following her everywhere she goes, and a ghostly little girl reminiscent of Alice in Wonderland, who may be Sylvia herself as a child. It turns out that Sylvia stabbed her mother's sexually abusive boyfriend to death long ago, and now her visions are driving her to madness and cleaver-murders. (All Movie Guide)
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Furry Vengeance
As a greedy real estate developer (Brendan Fraser) finalizes plans to level a swath of pristine Oregon forest to make way for another soulless housing subdivision, a band of woodland creatures rises up to throw a monkey wrench into the developer's scheme. Just how much mischief from the furry critters can the businessman take before he calls it quits? Roger Kumble directs this family-friendly madcap comedy.
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Life Stinks
A filthy rich businessman bets a corporate rival that he can live on the streets of L.A. without the comforts of home or money, which proves to be tougher than he thought. (imdb)
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The Monster
A mother and daughter must confront a terrifying monster when they break down on a deserted road. (imdb)
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The Two Escobars
The Two Escobars (2010) - Season 1, Episode 16
30 for 30 - Season 1, Episode 16
Fifteen years later after Colombia's last showing at the World Cup and the murders of drug lord Pablo Escobar and star footballer Andres Escobar, filmmakers Jeff and Michael Zimbalist interview family members, government officials, the former's right hand men and the latter's teammates to expose the tragic marriage of crime and sport, and uncovers the surprising connections between the murders of the two men.
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The Place Promised in Our Early Days
The story takes place in a alternate postwar period, in 1996, where Japan is divided. Hokkaido is ruled by the "Union" while Honshu and other southern islands are under US authority. A tall tower was built on Hokkaido, which could even be seen from Tokyo. In the summer of 1996, three middle-school students make a promise that they'll cross the border with a self-constructed plane and unravel the tower's secret... (imdb)
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All My Friends Hate Me
Pete is cautiously excited about reuniting with his college crew for a birthday weekend. But, one by one, his friends slowly turn against him. Is he being punished, is he paranoid, or is he part of some sick joke?
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The Greasy Strangler
Ronnie runs a Disco walking tour with his son, Brayden. When a sexy woman takes the tour, it begins a competition between father and son for her love. It also signals the arrival of an oily strangler who stalks the streets at night. (imdb)
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