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Buzzard
Marty Jackitansky is an angry temp at a mortgage office. His scams takes a turn for the worse. Marty's growing anxiety drives him to hide out in his friend's basement for a week, terrified of the outside world. Acts of aggression force him to then take a bus to Detroit, hoping to finish off the check cashing plans away from home. But his misdirected paranoia reaches a nihilistic state, where he becomes a man willing to draw blood from those he sees as the bloodsuckers. (youtube.com)
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Room Service
The Marx Brothers try and put on a play before their landlord finds out that they have run out of money... (imdb)
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Behzat Ç. Seni Kalbime Gömdüm
Based on the characters of popular TV series in Turkey. Homicide unit teams, on a tip, go to Gençlik Parkı (Youth Park) where they find a buried coffin. There is an old woman in the coffin. Upon the first inspection it is found that the woman was buried alive. (AKSAV)
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The Age of Innocence
Daniel Day-Lewis and Michelle Pfeiffer star in a ravishing romance about three wealthy 1870s New Yorkers caught in a tragic love triangle. (Sony)
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Muppets from Space
Gonzo is contacted by his alien family through his breakfast cereal. He is kidnapped and it's up to Kermit and the gang to rescue Gonzo and help reunite him with his long-lost family. (imdb)
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The Return
In contemporary Russia young brothers Vanya and Andrey have grown a deep attachment to each other to make up for their fatherless childhood. They are shocked to discover their father has returned after a twelve year absence. With their mother's uneasy blessing Vanya and Andrey set out on what they believe will be a fishing vacation with their taciturn father. (Kino International)
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Arabesk
This is the tragicomic story of two lovers who cannot ever get together. Sener is the son of a simple family in the village and he is in love with the village headman's daughter Mujde. Kaya is also in love with Mujde. With Kaya's misleading, Mujde's father is against her marriage with Sener and does everything to prevent it... (imdb)
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Slender Man
Slender Man tells the story of a tall, thin, horrifying figure with unnaturally long arms and a featureless face, who is reputed to be responsible for the haunting and disappearance of countless children and teens.
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Halloween Kills
The saga of Michael Myers and Laurie Strode continues in the next thrilling chapter of the Halloween series. (imdb)
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Phantom of Liberty
One of Luis Bunuel's most free-form and purely Surrealist films, consisting of a series of only vaguely related episodes - most famously... (imdb)
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