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One day Pippi gets a message in a bottle revealing sad news: Her father, Captain Ephraim Longstocking, was kidnapped by pirates and held captive in a dungeon on an island. Without hesitation, Pippi is on her way to free her father. Tommy and Annika accompany her on that quest. They will have to face many heavy-armed but not very bright pirates...

Set in Cuba in the early 1900's, this is a sexy, suspenseful thriller about the dangerous and sometimes lethal power of love and obsession. (MGM)

Jess Franco's version of the Bram Stoker classic has Count Dracula as an old man who grows younger whenever he dines on the blood of young maidens. (imdb)

Barry Allen wakes up 9 months after he was struck by lightning and discovers that the bolt gave him the power of super speed. With his new team and powers, Barry becomes "The Flash" and fights crime in Central City.

A seemingly wholesome family, the Parkers have always kept to themselves, and for good reason. Behind closed doors, patriarch Frank rules the roost with a rigorous fervor, determined to keep his ancestral customs intact. As a rainstorm develops, tragedy strikes and his daughters Iris and Rose are forced to assume responsibilities that extend beyond those of a typical family. The most important task is putting meat on the table-- but not the kind that can be found at the local supermarket. (Sundance)

A special operative working with a terrorist group becomes the target of the CIA.

Horror movie actor Paul Toombes (Vincent Price), famous for playing "Dr. Death," suffers a nervous breakdown before going to England to do a TV series,and cast and crew members start dying the way characters did in Toombes' old movies. Peter Cushing plays his scriptwriter and Robert Quarry is the producer. The highlights are provided by clips of Price in earlier AIP films. (imdb)

A strange Turkish drama from 1999.

A guy challenges himself to say "yes" to everything.

London 1969 - two 'resting' (unemployed and unemployable) actors, Withnail and Marwood decide to leave their squalid Camden flat for an idyllic holiday in the countryside, courtesy of Withnail's uncle Monty's country cottage (imdb)