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Butcher Popaul meets schoolteacher Helene at a marriage in a small rural French village. They become friends... (imdb)

Having been struck by a 150-ton meteorite, Henry has to adapt to living precisely ninety-one centimeters from himself. (imdb plot summary)

A security guard with financial troubles considers a return to his smuggling ways when an associate offers a potentially lucrative opportunity. (imdb)

A two-tiered romantic drama focusing on the affair between King Edward VIII and American divorcée Wallis Simpson and a contemporary romance between a married woman and a Russian security guard. (imdb)

This half-hour animated TV special features the Shrek characters putting their own spin on holiday traditions.

After her grandmother's death, a high school mathlete starts hanging out with a group of burnouts while her younger brother navigates his freshman year. (imdb)

Taking off immediately where the last one ended, in this episode Mike travels across dimensions and time fleeing from the Tall Man, at the same time he tries to find the origins of his enemy, and what really happened the night that his brother died. Meanwhile, Reggie (accompanied by a beauty he picked up on the road) battles the spheres and the undead in a quest to find Mike before the Tall Man can complete his transformation. (imdb)

In the great restaurant of life, there are those who eat and those who get eaten. Raimundo Nonato (João Miguel) finds an alternative way, a life of his own: he cooks... (imdb)

The story picks up six months after the horrifying events that terrorized Rachel Keller (Watts) and her son Aidan (Dorfman) in Seattle. To escape her haunting memories, Rachel takes Aidan and moves to the small coastal community of Astoria, Oregon, to start fresh. However, Rachel's resolve quickly turns to dread when evidence at a local crime scene-including an unmarked videotape-seems eerily familiar. Rachel realizes that the vengeful Samara is back and more determined than ever to continue her relentless cycle of terror and death. (DreamWorks)

Five people get lost in a crypt and meet up with a strange crypt keeper who tells them stories of how they died (imdb)