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Lola (Lohan) feels her life is simply not worth living when she moves with her family from every single thing on the planet that she loves (read: the Big Apple) and is plunked down in the middle of the cultural wasteland that is suburban New Jersey. How will this New York doll ever make it as a Jersey girl? (Disney)

The story is set in Istanbul. Three people, a young girl and a young couple, are the main characters. For a movie project, they confess their thoughts each evening to the camera. The couple is about to marry when the woman asks her best friend to seduce her boyfriend in order to test his fidelity. Reluctantly her girlfriend does it and falls in love.

10 year old Fiona is sent to live with her grandparents in a small fishing village in Donegal, Ireland... (imdb)

A widow begins to uncover her recently deceased husband's disturbing secrets. (imdb)

In Brooklyn, a youth from an Orthodox Jewish community is lured into becoming an Ecstasy dealer by his pal who has ties to an Israel drug cartel.

Four arrogant boys are entrusted to a sea captain whom guarentees to turn them into men. But things don't go as planned.

Basil, the rodent Sherlock Holmes, investigates the kidnapping of a toy-maker and uncovers its link to his archenemy, Professor Ratigan. (imdb)

Set in France during the mid-1970s, Vanessa, a former dancer, and her husband Roland, an American writer, travel the country together. They seem to be growing apart, but when they linger in one quiet, seaside town they begin to draw close to some of its more vibrant inhabitants, such as a local bar/café-keeper and a hotel owner.

Joe Huff is a tough, go-it-alone cop with a flair for infiltrating dangerous biker gangs. The FBI blackmail... (imdb)

Ryota Nonomiya is a successful businessman driven by money. He learns that his biological son was switched with another child after birth. He must make a life-changing decision and choose his true son or the boy he raised as his own. (imdb)