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The Butcher
Butcher Popaul meets schoolteacher Helene at a marriage in a small rural French village. They become friends... (imdb)
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Heartless
Jamie Morgan, a young man with a large heart-shaped birthmark on his face, discovers that there are demons on the streets of East London. (imdb)
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Lovelace
Story of Linda Lovelace, who is used and abused by the porn industry at the behest of her coercive husband, before taking control of her life. (imdb)
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Kingdom
Kingdom (2019) - TV Series
A crown prince is sent on a suicide mission to investigate a mysterious outbreak. (imdb)
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Breakfast at Tiffany\
A young New York socialite becomes interested in a young man who has moved into her apartment building. (imdb)
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San Andreas
In the aftermath of a massive earthquake in California, a rescue-chopper pilot makes a dangerous journey across the state in order to rescue his estranged daughter. (imdb)
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Thumbelina
The tiny girl meets a fairy prince who saves her from the creatures of the woods. (imdb)
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National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze
Dorm Daze unfolds during a crazy afternoon at a university co-ed dormitory in the days before Christmas break when one of the students, Styles McFee (Patrick Renna), hires a prostitute named Dominique (Boti Bliss) for his unwitting brother, Booker (Chris Owen), to lose his virginity... (imdb)
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Les garçons et Guillaume, à table
How to become a man when your mother and your closed circle have simply decided it will be another way? This is the challenge Guillaume took up. Beyond an heterosexual coming out, the movie tells the story of an actor who from «bourgeoisie» to the stage has never stopped to love women, maybe too much... (quinzaine-realisateurs.com)
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Without a Clue
This is a Sherlock Holmes story with a difference. Here Dr Watson is the ace detective and has been using an actor to play the part Holmes. Holmes is a drunken actor and gets on Watson's nerves. When Watson tries to go it alone, he doesn't have much success, so he is forced to let Holmes take all the credit once more. (imdb)
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