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Little Ferdinand would much rather smell the flowers than butt heads with the other cows. When the men come to choose the bull for the fight, Ferdinand accidentally sits on a bumblebee. The men see him dash around madly, so they pick Ferdinand. Comes the bullfight, and all Ferdinand cares about is the bouquet of flowers a woman tossed to the matador. (imdb)

Naisu no Mori: The First Contact is the only film that features an ejaculating Ass-Television that plugs into a schoolgirl's navel to save an alien planet and give birth to a tiny sushi chef. (SFIndie.com)

A peasent borrows money to buy some land.he can't pay his debt so he has to go to germany to work leaving his wife back home.

A shy young groom needs to impress his in-laws, so he turns to a best-man-for-hire to help him out. (imdb)

The Little Death is a truly original comedy about sex, love, relationships and taboo. In a multi-story narrative, we peer behind the closed doors of a seemingly normal suburban street. We explore questions: Why do we want what we want? How far will we go to get it? What are the consequences of that fleeting moment of sexual ecstasy? (imdb)

This sweet romantic comedy reunites "Sleepless In Seattle" stars Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks. He's the owner of a bookstore chain; she's the woman he falls for online. Both are unaware that she runs the little shop his company is trying to shut down.

The desperate life of a chronic alcoholic is followed through a four day drinking bout. (imdb)

The medieval misadventures of a hard-drinking princess, her feisty elf, and her personal demon.

Daffy Duck has a dream in which he is Duck Twacy, a detective forced to fight an army of grotesque villains. (imdb)

Synthetic kryptonite laced with tobacco tar splits Superman in two: good Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel. (imdb)