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Chelsea Girls
Starring many of Warhol's superstars, Chelsea Girls takes place at the Chelsea Hotel, and follows the lives of several of the young women who live there. (paraphrased from wikipedia.org)
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Five Nights at Freddy\
A troubled security guard begins working at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. While spending his first night on the job, he realizes the night shift at Freddy's won't be so easy to make it through. (imdb)
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Slaughterhouse-Five
A man tells his story of how he became unstuck in time and abducted by aliens. (imdb)
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Texas Chainsaw 3D
A young woman travels to Texas to collect an inheritance; little does she know that an encounter with a chainsaw-wielding killer is part of the reward. (imdb)
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Flashbacks of a Fool
A fading Hollywood star looks back at the days of his youth as he returns home from his best friend's funeral. (imdb)
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Poetry
A drama centered on a woman at the end of her life in search of new meaning.
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In this Americanization of the 1931 German thriller, both the police and the criminal underworld stalk a mysterious killer who preys on small children. (imdb)
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Killer of Sheep
Killer of Sheep examines the black Los Angeles ghetto of Watts in the mid-1970s through the eyes of Stan, a sensitive dreamer who is growing detached and numb from the psychic toll of working at a slaughterhouse. The film offers no solutions; it merely presents life -- sometimes hauntingly bleak, sometimes filled with transcendent joy and gentle humor. (Milestone Film & Video)
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A Whisker Away
Miyo Sasaki in love with her classmate Kento Hinode and tries repeatedly to get Kento's attention by transform into a cat, but at some point, the boundary between herself and the cat becomes ambiguous. - IMDb
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Quarantine 2: Terminal
A follow up to 2008's Quarantine, this entry was directed by John Pogue and "picks up later that night at LAX, as passengers board a flight to Nashville. When a passenger becomes violently ill with a mysterious rabies-like virus, the plane makes an emergency landing at a large metropolitan airport. Jenny (Mercedes Masohn), a heroic yet inexperienced flight attendant, takes charge of the safety of her passengers. (imdb)
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