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The true story of a Bohemian St. Francis and his remarkable relationship with a flock of wild red-and-green parrots. Mark Bittner, a dharma bum, former street musician in San Francisco, falls in with the flock as he searches for meaning in his life, unaware that the wild parrots will bring him everything he needs. (Shadow Distribution)

The G.I. Joe force must oppose a Cobra organization that has secretly allied with a subterranean reptilian who were their founders. (imdb)

A fading comedian and a suicidally despondent ballet dancer must look to each other to find meaning and hope in their lives.

The hot-headed young D'Artagnan along with three former legendary but now down on their luck Musketeers must unite and defeat a beautiful double agent and her villainous employer from seizing the French throne and engulfing Europe in war. (imdb)

After Lucas floods an ant colony with his watergun, he's magically shrunken down to insect size and sentenced to hard labor.

Francis Urquhart, Chief Whip, manipulates things and people to achieve his ambitions in the Houses of Parliament, all the while keeping his hand carefully hidden behind the scenes. But Mattie Storin, a young reporter, may be getting too close to him. (imdb)

Bond's loyalty to M is tested as her past comes back to haunt her. As MI6 comes under attack, 007 must track down and destroy the threat, no matter how personal the cost.

After hiding his loot and getting thrown in jail, Ruby, a brooding outlaw encounters Quentin, a dim-witted and garrulous giant who befriends him. After Quentin botches a solo escape attempt, they make a break together. Unable to shake the clumsy Quentin Ruby is forced to take him along as he pursues his former partners in crime to avenge the death of the woman he loved and get to the money before they do. (imdb)

A somewhat vulgar but dedicated painter searches for the perfect realization of his artistic vision, much to the chagrin of others. (imdb)

The surreal story of a bird and its cage with both their conflict and union. (imdb)