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Empire of Light
A love story set in and around a beautiful old cinema on the South Coast of England in the 1980s (imdb.com).
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Clerks
The trials and tribulations of a New Jersey convenience store clerk and his best friend, a video store employee.
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Kingsman: The Secret Service
Kingsman: The Secret Service tells the story of a super-secret spy organization that recruits an unrefined but promising street kid into the agency's ultra-competitive training program just as a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius. (imdb)
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Beerfest
The Broken Lizard comedy group returns to the big screen in a new comedy that proves revenge, like beer, is best served cold. (Warner Bros.)
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Run Ronnie Run
A redneck with an uncanny knack for getting arrested becomes the star of his own reality program. (imdb)
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Lord of the Flies
Shipwrecked on an island, the castaway boys eventually revert to savagery despite the few rational kids' attempts to prevent that. (imdb)
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Father and Son
Father and Son explores the intricate dynamics of familial relations and the profound, ambiguous nature of love and loss between inextricably linked souls. (Wellspring Media)
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Wit
Wit (2001) - TV Movie
A renowned professor is forced to reassess her life when she is diagnosed with terminal ovarian cancer. (imdb)
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The Immigrant
The Immigrant (1917) - Short Film
Charlie is on his way to the USA. He wins in a card game, puts the money in Edna's bag (she and her sick mother have been robbed of everything). When he retrieves a little for himself he is accused of being a thief. Edna clears his name. Later, broke, Charlie finds a coin and goes into a restaurant. There he finds Edna, whose mother has died, and asks her to join him. When he reaches for the coin to pay for their meals it is missing (it has fallen through a hole in his pocket). (imdb)
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Small Soldiers
When missile technology is used to enhance toy action figures, the toys soon begin to take their battle programming too seriously. (imdb)
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