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Five young people apply to live in an isolated house together for six months whilst their every move is filmed by numerous cameras. Each has their reason for wanting to be there - fame, money, adventure... (imdb)

A lonely and disturbed cable guy raised on television just wants a new friend, but his target, a designer, rejects him, with bad consequences. (imdb)

Officer Matt Cordell, the undead cop, returns from the grave. Again. This time he is after the criminals who murdered him in the prison, and he is not doing that because he wants to forgive them... (imdb)

Chinese soldiers in an ancient civil war get caught up in a fantastical quest to save the universe. (imdb)

A henpecked New Jersey grocer makes plans to move to California to grow oranges, despite the resistance of his overbearing wife. (imdb)

A group of people try to survive when machines start to come alive and become homicidal. (imdb)

After escaping a set up, a dying hitman returns to his hometown of Galveston where he plans his revenge. (imdb)

Eight year-old orphan Beth Harmon is quiet, sullen, and by all appearances unremarkable. That is, until she plays her first game of chess. Her senses grow sharper, her thinking clearer, and for the first time in her life she feels herself fully in control. By the age of sixteen, she's competing for the U.S. Open championship. But as Beth hones her skills on the professional circuit, her isolation grows more frightening, and the thought of escape becomes all the more tempting. (imdb)

Series documenting some of the vast array of African wildlife. Produced by the BBC Natural History Unit and the Discovery Channel, this high-budget documentary bears a similar production style to other well-known collaborative efforts between these two, such as The Blue Planet (2001) and Planet Earth (2006).

A boy finds a balloon - or is it the other way around? Together the pair wanders the beautiful streets of Paris, coping with grownups and the local bands of childrens. When one of the pair disappears, the loss is but temporary... (imdb)