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Django, Kill... If You Live, Shoot!
Mexican outlaw Django is part of a band of thieves that steal a cargo of gold from a stagecoach. However, the Americans in the band betray him, and shoot all the Mexicans. Django is not completely dead though... (imdb)
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Coffee and Cigarettes
In a vignette called "Strange to meet you," Roberto sits at a small table in a coffee bar. Five cups of coffee and two ashtrays are in front of him; he drinks and smokes. Steven joins him. They start a conversation about cigarettes and coffee. (IMDB) (imdb)
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Jeepers Creepers 3
This is a 'midquel' set between the events of Jeepers Creepers and Jeepers Creepers 2. The Creeper continues to wreak havoc on the community as those who witnessed his reign of carnage 23 years prior gather together to ideally take him down.
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Happy Valley
Happy Valley (2014) - TV Series
Catherine is a no-nonsense police sergeant who heads up a team of officers in a rural Yorkshire valley. When a staged kidnapping spirals out of control turning into a brutal series of crimes, Catherine finds herself involved in something significantly bigger than her rank, but unknowingly close to home.
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Harry and Tonto
Harry is a retired teacher in his seventies living in an area of New York City where he & his deceased wife raised his children... (imdb)
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The Killer Shrews
A disparate group are trapped on a remote island by a hurricane. On the island, a doctor works to make humans twice as small as we already are. This, apparently, will help prevent over population. Unfortunately, his experiments have also created some giant shrews. As the shrews run out of smaller animals to eat, they move in on the people in the house. (imdb)
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Lemmy
A documentary on the life and career of revered heavy-metal musician Lemmy Kilmister.
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Tu dors Nicole
Making the most of the family home while her parents are away, Nicole, 22 years old, is enjoying a peaceful summer with her best friend Véronique. When Nicole's older brother shows up with his band to record an album, the girls' friendship is put to the test. Their vacation takes an unexpected turn, punctuated by a heatwave, Nicole's growing insomnia and the persistent courtship of a 10-year-old boy. (imdb)
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6 Days
In April 1980, armed gunmen stormed the Iranian Embassy in Princes Gate, London and took all inside hostage. Over the next six days a tense standoff took place, all the while a group of highly trained soldiers from the SAS prepared for a raid the world had never seen the likes of.
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Scanners
A scientist sends a man with extraordinary psychic powers to hunt others like him. (imdb)
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