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Signs of Life
On Crete, a wounded German paratrooper named Stroszek is sent to the quiet city of Kos with his wife Nora... (imdb)
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Ray
Ray is the never-before-told, musical biographical drama of American legend Ray Charles. Featuring Jamie Foxx in the central role, Ray follows the inspiring story of a one-of-a-kind genius. (Universal)
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Pauly Shore Is Dead
Hollywood's Pauly Shore loses everything, fakes his own death, and gets caught! (imdb)
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Torso
Someone is strangling coeds in Rome. The only clue is that the killer owns a red and black scarf, and police are stumped. American exchange student Jane and her friends decide to take a break from classes by going up to Danielle's uncle's villa in the country. Unfortunately the killer decides to follow, and the women begin suffering a rapid attrition problem. (imdb)
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Days of Thunder
A young hot-shot stock car driver gets his chance to compete at the top level. (imdb)
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Miracle on 34th Street
In this new holiday "miracle", based on the 1947 film classic, a little girl discovers dreams do come true if you really believe... (imdb)
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Six Figures Getting Sick
Lynch's first film project, it is basically an endlessly repeating film of people vomiting with their heads on fire projected on to a special sculptured screen featuring twisted three-dimensional faces in various states of puking. (imdb)
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The Brass Teapot
An impoverished young couple (Juno Temple and Michael Angarano) stumble upon an antique teapot that magically dispenses cash whenever either of them feels pain, inspiring them to ever-greater extremes, as they ascend the ranks of the nouveau riche. (tiff.net)
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Man with the Screaming Brain
Man with the Screaming Brain is a story of greed, betrayal and revenge in the a small Bulgarian town... (imdb)
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The Insult
In today's Beirut, an insult blown out of proportions finds Toni, a Lebanese Christian, and Yasser, a Palestinian refugee, in court. From secret wounds to traumatic revelations, the media circus surrounding the case puts Lebanon through a social explosion, forcing Toni and Yasser to reconsider their lives and prejudices. (imdb)
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