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Delhi Belly
The journey of three roommates in the suburbs of Delhi when the delivery of a mystery package goes wrong, and they unknowingly become the potential prey of a ruthless gangster.
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SpongeBob SquarePants
The misadventures of a fast-food restaurant working sponge who lives under the sea. (imdb)
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The Good Thief
Inspired by the Jean-Pierre Melville classic "Bob Le Flambeur," Neil Jordan's clever, sexy caper features a complex plot full of copies and originals. (Fox Searchlight)
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Chances Are
Louie Jeffries is happily married to Corinne. On their first anniversary, Louie is killed crossing the road. Louie is reincarnated as Alex Finch, and twenty years later, fate brings Alex and Louie's daughter, Miranda, together. It's not until Alex is invited to Louie's home that he begins to remember his former life, wife and best friend. Of course, there's also the problem that he's attracted to Louie's/his own daughter. (imdb)
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Mrs. Miniver
The Minivers, an English "middle-class" family experience life in the first months of World War II. (imdb)
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Strait-Jacket
After a 20 year stay at an asylum for a double murder, a mother returns to her estranged daughter where suspicions arise about her behavior. (imdb)
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Cleopatra
Historical epic. The triumphs and tragedy of the Egyptian queen, Cleopatra. (imdb)
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Neverwas
A well-educated psychiatrist (Eckhart) leaves an academic career to work at an institution where his father (Nolte), a novelist, lived before writing a renowned children's book. Acclimating to his position, he encounters a schizophrenic (McKellen) who helps him to discover the book's secrets and his place in the story. (imdb)
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Le Saut à la couverture
Outdoors, with a nondescript building in the background, four men stand, each holding the corner of a blanket stretched parallel to the ground. They wear the clothes of laborers. By the back corner on our left stands a uniformed man who seems in charge... (imdb)
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The D Train
The head of a high school reunion committee travels to Los Angeles to track down the most popular guy from his graduating class and convince him to go to the reunion. (imdb)
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