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Blade II
Wesley Snipes returns as Blade, the Marvel Comics half-human, half-vampire character he vividly brought to life in the 1998 hit film of the same name. (New Line Cinema)
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Cheech and Chong\
Disguised as ice cream vendors, Cheech and Chong make--and subsequently lose--millions of dollars selling a batch of marijuana with an unusual side effect. (imdb)
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Lessons of Darkness
This film shows the disaster of the Kuwaitian oil fields in flames. In contrast to the common documentary film there are no comments and few interviews (imdb)
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Santa Claus
Santa Claus, high above the North Pole in his cloud-borne castle equipped with more surveillance devices than the Impossible Mission Force, prepares to deliver presents on Christmas night... (imdb)
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What We Do in the Shadows
A look into the daily (or rather, nightly) lives of four vampires who've lived together for over 100 years, in Staten Island.
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The Frozen Ground
An Alaska State Trooper partners with a young woman who escaped the clutches of serial killer Robert Hansen to bring the murderer to justice. Based on actual events. (imdb)
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Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
A young mongoose protects his human family from two murderous cobrae. (imdb)
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Cops question six people about the rape and murder of a beautiful vagrant (imdb)
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Mo\
Trying to get his act together, a con artist gets a job in a credit card company. He falls in love with a fellow employee, he steals a couple of cards, everything is going great. But soon, the chief of security drags him into the big leagues of criminals... (imdb)
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Before I Disappear
At the lowest point of his life, Richie gets a call from his estranged sister, asking him to look after his eleven-year old niece, Sophia, for a few hours. (imdb)
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