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A journalist strikes up a romantic relationship with notorious drug lord Pablo Escobar. (imdb)

Helen is the young girlfriend of good-looking Jackson Baring. When Helen gets pregnant and marries Jackson, they decide to move to his hometown, Kilronan, and have a baby there (imdb)

A gangster movie where all the gangsters are children. Instead of real bullets they use "splurge guns" that cover the victim in cream... (imdb)

Hacker Thomas Anderson's normal life is upended when meets Trinity and discovers his reality is a simulated illusion controlled by machines. Joining a group of rag-tag rebels, he navigates this artificial realm, facing mind-bending clashes between perception and truth, and redefining the meaning of existence within "The Matrix".

Muffin's wedding to Dino Corelli is to be a big affair. Except the ageing priest isn't too sure of the ceremony... (imdb)

The Muppet's twist on the classic tale. (imdb)

Nothing will be the same at the end of this summer for Gelsomina and her three younger sisters. (imdb)

A history of the Louvre during the Nazi occupation and a meditation on the meaning and timelessness of art. (imdb)

In search of some adventure in their safe and peaceful valley, the five dinosaur friends make a hideaway. From there, they spot two thieves in action, stealing an egg from one of their broods. They chase them down and manage to recover the egg without its parents noticing, but in the process, accidentally create an opening into the valley, allowing two dreaded Sharptooths in. Everyone must fight them off together to preserve their peaceful way of life. (imdb)

The story of one man's dangerous journey from peace of mind to paranoid panic when he's lured out of an idyllic retirement back to the gangster life. (Fox Searchlight)