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The Brain That Wouldn\
After a car crash, a man keeps his wife's head alive in his laboratory. As if this weren't enough, an evil beast pounds and screams from a locked room adjacent to the lab. (imdb)
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Akai satsui
In detailed fashion, the film investigates the troubled psyche of a dull, uneducated lower-class housewife in a backward northeastern, province. The woman is so stupid that she is scarcely aware of the drabness of her life with a petty, bickering husband and his whining mother, or of her own thwarted sensuality... (IMDB Comments)
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I Spit on Your Grave
A woman is brutally beaten and gang raped by four degenerate men. But she recovers and goes out in search to kill them all. (imdb)
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Belgica
The drama follows two brothers who start a bar and get swept up in its success in the midst of Belgium's nightlife scene. (imdb)
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Masum
Masum (2017) - TV Mini-Series
Retired police officer Cevdet and his wife have a quiet and ordinary life in the country, but one day they a friend of their son arrives with terrible news, and their lives turn upside down.
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Uyanik Kardesler
A Turkish comedy film about two brothers who are interested in football and music more than studying, and their father who wants them to be graduated.
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Review
Review (2014) - TV Series
A critic takes aim at intense real-life experiences in lieu of food or cinema. Fair game includes divorce, anonymous sex and all manner of criminal activity. (imdb)
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Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter
A lonely Japanese woman becomes convinced that a satchel of money buried and lost in a fictional film, is in fact, real. With a crudely drawn treasure map and limited preparation, she escapes her structured life in Tokyo and embarks on a foolhardy quest across the frozen tundra of Minnesota in search of her mythical fortune. (Sundance)
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Beyza\
Tortured bodies and cut off human legs have been found in different locations of Istanbul. When the murderings start to lead to a great panic among the public, Fatih, who is a ranked police officer, has taken the case to investigate with his partner Doruk, a well educated psychiatrist from the United States. (Yahoo Movies)
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The Upside
A comedic look at the relationship between a wealthy paraplegic and an unemployed man with a criminal record who's hired to help him. (imdb)
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