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During World War II, several oddly assorted military experts are teamed in a mission to raid and destroy a dam vital to enemy strategy. (imdb)
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According to the DVD cover, the most banned film in history. A British couple on a break on a small Greek Island who go on a killing spree.
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Mr Vives is not fond of the lazy farmer's hand who keeps blocking the road with his large harvester, so he gets back at him, and the farmer's hand gets back at Mr Vives, and round and round it goes. Until one day, when this causes Mr Vives to lose his job and come back early to discover his wife in bed with another man... (imdb)
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Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder (2009) - Direct-to-Video
Dark forces older than time itself are on the attack to stop the dawn of a wondrous new green age. Bender's in love with a married fembot, and Leela's on the run from the law - Zapp Brannigan's law! Fry is the last hope of the universe, recruited for an ultra-top-secret mission. Could this be the end of the Planet Express crew forever?
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Trying to escape her broken past, Sarah O'Neill is building a new life on the fringes of a backwood rural town with her young son Chris. A terrifying encounter with a mysterious neighbour shatters her fragile security, throwing Sarah into a spiralling nightmare of paranoia and mistrust, as she tries to uncover if the disturbing changes in her little boy are connected to an ominous sinkhole buried deep in the forest that borders their home.
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Jill Young has brought up her pet gorilla since she was a child. Twelve years later, when the gorilla is fully grown, Hollywood promoter Max O'Hara travels to Tanzania, Africa, and convinces Jill to bring her extraordinarily large gorilla, Joe, back to America (imdb)
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Woody Harrelson and Randy Quaid portray a mismatched duo intent on conning their way to a bowling tournament in Reno, Nevada. (MGM)
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A former U.S. diplomat returns to service in order to save a former colleague in Beirut. (imdb)
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The original characters from the first Cannonball movie race across the country once more in various cars and trucks. (imdb)
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Wrongly convicted James Allen serves in the intolerable conditions of a southern chain gang, which later comes back to haunt him. (imdb)
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