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Analyze This
A comedy about a psychiatrist (Crystal) whose number one-patient is an insecure mob boss (De Niro.) (imdb)
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Fresh Guacamole
Transforming familiar objects into fresh guacamole. (imdb)
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Grabbers
When an island off the coast of Ireland is invaded by bloodsucking aliens, the heroes discover that getting drunk is the only way to survive. (imdb)
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Seven Swords
Seven warriors come together to protect a village from a diabolical General. (imdb)
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Apartment 143
A team of parapsychologists try to figure out a strange phenomena occurring in an apartment building.
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Cruella
A live-action prequel feature film following a young Cruella de Vil.
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Burke and Hare
A black comedy about two 19th century grave robbers who find a lucrative business providing cadavers for an Edinburgh medical school.
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Regression
A young girl is sexually abused by her father. Thus, begins the disturbing tale of a father and daughter torn apart, thrown into the center of a conspiracy that shocks the nation. (imdb)
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The King
Elvis Valderez (Bernal) is a twenty-one year old dreamer who has just been honorably discharged from the US Navy. With his duffle bag and rifle, he travels back to his hometown of Corpus Christi, Texas, where he intends to seek out his father -- a man he has only heard about from his Mexican mother, who has since passed away. (ThinkFilm)
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Pieces of April
Poignant and funny, Pieces of April is an up-close look at an extraordinary day in the life of the not-so-ordinary Burns family. (MGM)
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