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Sandy Bates, a successful filmmaker, attends a festival conducted to honor his work. During the course of the weekend he reconsiders his cinematic accomplishments as well as his past relationships. (imdb)

While tweaking their current project, two young engineers accidentally discover that it has some highly unexpected capabilities--ones that could enable them to do and to have seemingly anything they want. Taking advantage of this unique opportunity is the first challenge they face. Dealing with the consequences is the next. (ThinkFilm)

A sixteen-year-old girl joins a new school and falls in love with a professor. Romantic agony comes to a Parisian high school, in a lively and affecting drama from director Christophe Honoré.

A story about two old friends -- and ex-lovers -- whose surprise reunion turns their lives, and the lives of everyone else in town, hilariously upside down! (Miramax)

Wallace and Gromit have run out of cheese and this provides an execellent excuse for the animated duo to take their holiday on the moon. (imdb)

A Greek military hero named Darios visits his uncle in Rhodes in the year 280 BC. Rhodes has just finished constructing an enormous colossus of Apollo to guard its harbor and is planning an alliance with Phoenicia which would be hostile to Greece... (imdb)

The white Mare once again, gives birth to a son. As he grows up, his mother, the white mare tells him a story. A story about a faraway kingdom, where the three princes, proud sons of the king and queen, are just about to get married. The king give one palace to each of them, and half of his kingdom. His only request is to leave the sealed doors in those castles sealed. Of course, the foolish wives (women! bah!) break the seals, and hell breaks loose.

The cast performs various crazy stunts for our amusement. (imdb)

Tank (Cook) faces the ultimate test of friendship when his best friend hires him to take his ex-girlfriend (Hudson) out on a lousy date in order to make her realize how great her former boyfriend is. (imdb)

Based on the first of a trilogy by Tom Rob Smith and set in the Stalin era of the Soviet Union. The plot is about an idealistic pro-Stalin security officer who decides to investigate a series of child murders in a country where supposedly this sort of crime doesn't exist. The state would not hear of the existence of a child murderer let alone a serial killer. He gets demoted and exiled but decides, with just the help of his wife, to continue pursuing the case. (imdb)