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Sleeping Dogs Lie
Bobcat Goldthwait has written and directed a story that adeptly explores honesty, family, forgiveness and courage. By frankly probing our relationships and idealization of the absolute virtues of honesty, Sleeping Dogs Lie is a funny and perceptive dark comedy. (Roadside Attractions)
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Symphonie diagonale
A tilted figure, consisting largely of right angles at the beginning, grows by accretion, with the addition of short straight lines and curves which sprout from the existing design. The figure vanishes and the process begins again with a new pattern, each cycle lasting one or two seconds. The complete figures are drawn in a vaguely Art Deco style and could be said to resemble any number of things, an ear, a harp, panpipes, a grand piano with trombones, and so on, only highly stylized. (imdb)
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Blade Runner
Harrison Ford stars as former detective Rick Deckard who is on the hunt for "replicants," androids, attempting to pass as humans in technogrunge 2019 Los Angeles.
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Witchfinder General
England is torn in civil strife as the Royalists battle the Parliamentary Party for control. This conflict... (imdb)
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Stargate SG-1
A secret military team, SG-1, is formed to explore the recently discovered Stargates. (imdb)
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Forbidden Planet
A starship crew goes to investigate the silence of a planet's colony only to find two survivors and a deadly secret that one of them has. (imdb)
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Batman vs. Robin
Batman vs. Robin (2015) - Direct-to-Video
While Damian Wayne struggles to cope with Batman's no-killing rule, he soon starts to believe that his destiny lies within a secret society known as, The Court of Owls. (imdb)
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Aidiyet
Aidiyet is a contemporary thriller that maps out a criminal case, though it’s the very opposite of a genre film. (berlinale)
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Machuca
Two boys observe a political coup in their native Chile.
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May
Psychological horror about a lonely young woman traumatized by a difficult childhood, and her increasingly desperate attempts to connect with the people around her. (imdb)
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