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Dark Water
A mother and her 6 year old daughter move into a creepy apartment whose every surface is permeated by water. (imdb)
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Ashik Kerib
Wandering minstrel Ashik Kerib falls in love with a rich merchant's daughter, but is spurned by her father and forced to roam the world for a thousand and one nights - but not before he's got the daughter to promise not to marry till his return. It's told in typical Paradjanov style, in a series of visually ravishing 'tableaux vivants' overlaid with Turkish and Azerbaijani folksongs. (imdb)
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Tenebre
An American writer in Rome is stalked by a serial killer bent on harassing him while killing all people associated with his work on his latest book. (imdb)
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Teen Wolf
A highschooler discovers that he is a werewolf. (imdb)
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The Mirror
A dying man in his forties remembers his past. His childhood, his mother, the war, personal moments and things that tell of the recent history of all the Russian nation.
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Mighty Aphrodite
Lenny and Amanda have an adopted son Max who turns out to be brilliant. Lenny becomes obsessed with finding Max's real parents because he believes that they too must be brilliant. When he finds that Linda Ash is Max' real mother, Lenny is disappointed. Linda is a prostitute and porn star. On top of that, she is quite possibly the dumbest person Lenny has ever met. Interwoven is a Greek chorus linking the story with the story of Oedipus. (imdb)
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Appropriate Behavior
Shirin is struggling to become an ideal Persian daughter, politically correct bisexual and hip young Brooklynite but fails miserably in her attempt at all identities. Being without a cliché to hold onto can be a lonely experience. (imdb)
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Hollywood Ending
Allen stars as Val Waxman, a two time Oscar winner turned wash-up, neurotic director in desperate need of a comeback.
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Çatlak
When he was working in the UK, Fatih borrowed a lot of money from his friend Ayhan to send to his family back in Turkey. Fatih has since returned to Turkey and the debt remains unpaid. Ayhan visits Fatih and politely asks for the money back. Ayhan’s request lights a slow-burning fuse in the family.
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Brooklyn\
Three unconnected Brooklyn cops wind up at the same deadly location after enduring vastly different career paths. (imdb)
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