Welcome to Criticker: Home of insanely accurate recommendations!

Step One: Rate at least ten films
... and that's it! Criticker will match you to other users with similar taste, and you'll start getting great recommendations immediately.
It's easy, free and fun. Get started now, by rating some movies below!
Blackboards
A group of male teachers crosses the mountainous paths of the remote Iranian Kurdistan region. Carrying large blackboards on their backs, they wander from village to village in search of students. (Kimstim Films)
Your probable score
?
The Street Fighter
Terry is a tough, mercenary, master of martial arts. When an important business magnate dies, leaving billions to his daughter... (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Gilmore Girls
Lorelai Gilmore, a fiercely independent single mom raises gifted, Ivy League-bound daughter, Rory, amid a continual stream of quick-witted repartee. (Netflix)
Your probable score
?
For Ever Mozart
FOR EVER MOZART mixes fast-paced intellectual vaudeville with graceful philosophical reflections and startling moments of quiet beauty that pierce through the rapid-fire barrage of quotation and gunfire. (Newyorkerfilms)
Your probable score
?
Army of Darkness
Bruce Campbell stars as Ash, a hapless housewares clerk time-warped back to the Dark Ages by the demonic power of the Necronomicon. Now armed with only a '73 Oldsmobile, his trusty chainsaw and a 12-gauge double-barreled S-Mart shotgun, our knuckleheaded hero must battle vicious she-bitches, a diabolical Evil Ash and the relentless hordes of the medieval dead.
Your probable score
?
Bruiser
George Romero's latest film (his first since "The Dark Half") is about a man who one day wakes to find that his face is now a smooth white, featureless mask. Freed by this newfound anonymity, he then seeks revenge on all who have wronged him. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
The door of the mental hospital opens, releasing Ricky from its confines. He takes with him the terrifying memory of his brother Billy's death and the burning image of Mother Superior-the powerful figure that brought about his brother's violent demise... (imdb)
Your probable score
?
L: Change the World
The film chronicles the final 23 days of L's life, as he solves one final case involving a bioterrorist group that aims to wipe out much of humanity with a virus with ten times the infectiousness of Ebola, taking a boy, the sole survivor of its use in a village in Thailand, and a junior high schooler named Maki Nikaido under his wing. (wikipedia.org)
Your probable score
?
Seinfeld
Seinfeld (1989) - TV Series
The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York friends. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
You
You (2018) - TV Series
A clever bookstore manager relies on his savvy Internet know-how to make the woman of his dreams fall in love with him. (imdb)
Your probable score
?