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Song of the Thin Man
Nick and Nora Charles are attending a charity benefit aboard a gambling ship. The festive atmosphere conceals many tensions among those connected with the ship, with most of the friction centering around Tommy Drake, its unpopular, spiteful band-leader... (imdb)
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Sauna
Sauna follows a group of Swedish and Russian soldiers who are assigning new borders after a decades long war between the two countries has ended. The soldiers find a small isolated village in the very center of a large swamp, an eerie place where no children have been born in years and the old do not die. It seems almost as if God has forgotten them. (imdb user)
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Chocolate
An autistic woman with powerful martial art skills looks to settle her ailing mother's debts by seeking out the ruthless gangs that owe her family money. (imdb)
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Demolition
A successful investment banker struggles after losing his wife in a tragic car crash. (imdb)
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Diary of a Chambermaid
Celestine, the chambermaid has new job on the country. The Monteils, were she works are a group of strange people... (imdb)
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Air Doll
A life-size blow-up doll develops a soul and falls in love with a video store clerk. (imdb)
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Leviathan
in the very waters where melville's pequod gave chase to moby dick, leviathan captures the collaborative clash of man, nature, and machine. shot on a dozen cameras -- tossed and tethered, passed from fisherman to filmmaker -- it is a cosmic portrait of one of mankind's oldest endeavors. (mubi.com)
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The Chumscrubber
Richly layered and thematically provocative, The Chumscrubber renders a portrait of the fractured and fractious quality of life in American suburbia with crystalline precision. (Newmarket Films)
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Agent Carter
Agent Carter (2013) - Short Film
Agent Carter, a member of the Strategic Scientific Reserve, is in search of the mysterious Zodiac
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The Tiger of Eschnapur
The tale begins when architect Harold Berger (Paul Hubschmid) arrives in India to meet with Maharahaja Chandra (Walter Reyer), for whom he will build a temple. En route to the Maharahaja's palace, Berger meets a dancer named Seetha (Debra Paget) and saves her from a tiger. Seetha is promised to the Maharahaja, but she and the architect begin to fall in love. (wikipedia)
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