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The origin story of the man who becomes Dracula. (imdb)

Carved from a lifetime of experience that runs the gamut from incarceration to liberation, Dog Eat Dog is the story of three men who are all out of prison and now have the task of adapting themselves to civilian life. (imdb)

In this sweetly subversive comedy, a group of outsiders band together to navigate the treacherous halls of American Eagle Christian High School and make it to graduation, ultimately learning more about themselves, finding faith in unexpected places, and realizing what it truly means to be Saved!. (MGM)

Greek director Alexandros Avranas' chilling and incisive drama recounts an 11-year-old girl's inexplicable suicide -- and the family secrets that surround the tragedy. (tiff.net)

Town Hall, New York City, 26 June 2000. An evening with Eddie Izzard in which he moves back and forth in time, with religion as the loose but constant theme... (imdb)

A fireman rushes to save a girl trapped in a burning house.

The Borrowers are four-inch high "little people" who live under the floorboards. When the owner of the house they live in dies and evil realtor Ocious Potter wants to destroy the house to build luxury apartments on its place, they start to fight him with the help of the son of house owner, Pete. (imdb)

Slacker Cooper Flynn awakes to find himself nauseous, weak and wrapped in webbing, cocooned to the wall of his office. After realizing the world's been taken over by giant insects, he wakes a small group of strangers and together they fight for survival.

A con man comes to a Midwestern town with a scam using a boy's marching band program, but things don't go according to plan. (imdb)

Blue Jasmine is the story of the final stages of an acute crisis and a life of a fashionable New York housewife. (sonypictures.com)