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The Order
Van Damme plays Rudy whose father, Oscar is an archaeologist. His father goes to Israel. When his father disappears... (imdb)
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Orange Is the New Black
The story of Piper Chapman, a woman in her thirties who is sentenced to fifteen months in prison after being convicted of a decade-old crime of transporting money to her drug-dealing girlfriend. (imdb)
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The Entire History of You
The Entire History of You (2011) - Season 1, Episode 3
Black Mirror - Season 1, Episode 3
In the near future, everyone has access to a memory implant that records everything they do, see and hear - a sort of Sky Plus for the brain. You need never forget a face again - but is that always a good thing (imdb)
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The Eiger Sanction
Jonathan Hemlock is an Art teacher and collector who finances his hobby by performing the odd sanction (assassination) for an obscure government bureau. (imdb)
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Follows a group of high school students growing up in southern California, based on the real-life adventures chronicled by Cameron Crowe. Stacy Hamilton and Mark Ratner are looking for a love interest, and are helped along by their older classmates, Linda Barrett and Mike Damone, respectively. The center of the film is held by Jeff Spicoli, a perpetually stoned surfer dude who faces off with the resolute Mr. Hand, who is convinced that everyone is on dope. (imdb)
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Aquarius
Clara, a 65 year old widow and retired music critic, was born into a wealthy and traditional family in Recife, Brazil. She is the last resident of the Aquarius, an original two-story building, built in the 1940s, in the upper-class, seaside Avenida Boa Viagem, Recife. All the neighboring apartments have already been acquired by a company which has other plans for that plot. Clara has pledged to only leave her place upon her death, and will engage in a cold war of sorts with the company. (imdb)
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7500
A pilot's aircraft is hijacked by terrorists. (imdb)
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Will Ferrell: You\
Will Ferrell portrays George W. Bush for the last time in this Broadway show where Bush shares with the audience his complex thoughts on his life while he was still in Texas as well as his experience being, arguably, the worst ever president of the United States. (whobody)
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D@bbe 2
A demon described in the Quran plagues the earth using the internet to spread its terrible influence. Does this demon foreshadow the final judgement? (tv-links.eu)
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Casper Meets Wendy
Casper Meets Wendy (1998) - Direct-to-Video
Casper, a ghost, teams up with Wendy, a witch, against an evil warlock. (imdb)
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