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Piranha
When flesh-eating piranhas are accidently released into a summer resort's rivers, the guests become their next meal.
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Miss Bala
The story of a young woman clinging on to her dream to become a beauty contest queen in a Mexico dominated by organized crime. (imdb)
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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
The epic story of one man's encounter with what could be the most relentless murderer of all time. (imdb)
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Cat Soup
Cat Soup (2001) - Short Film
A short anime based on the legendary manga Nekojiru. (imdb comments)
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American Ninja
American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines (imdb)
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The Christmas Chronicles 2
Kate Pierce, now a cynical teen, is unexpectedly reunited with Santa Claus when a mysterious troublemaker threatens to cancel Christmas - forever. (imdb)
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The Salton Sea
After the murder of his beloved wife, Danny Parker (Val Kilmer) is set adrift in a world where nothing is as it seems. On his journey he befriends slacker Jimmy the Fin (Peter Sarsgaard) and becomes involved in rescuing his neighbor Colette (Debra Kara Unger) from her own demons. Danny is antagonized by undercover narcotics agents (Anthony Lapaglia and Doug Hutchison) and sadistic dealer Pooh Bear (Vincent D'Onfronio). (imdb)
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Marina Abramovic: The Artist Is Present
This feature-length documentary film follows the artist as she prepares for what may be the most important moment of her life: a major retrospective of her work at The Museum of Modern Art in New York. (imdb)
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The Iron Giant
This is the story a nine-year-old boy named Hogarth Hughes who makes friends with an innocent alien giant robot that came from outer space. Meanwhile, a paranoid U.S. Government agent named Kent Mansley arrives in town, determined to destroy the giant at all costs. It's up to Hogarth to protect him by keeping him at Dean McCoppin's place in the junkyard. (imdb)
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World Record
World Record (2003) - Short Film
An athlete, Dan, breaks out of the matrix through a feat of strength and gets a brief glimse of the real world outside his existance. (imdb)
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